「你們狗狗好可憐喔，你們怎樣可以一整天被鍊子綁著？」
「人類無微不至地伺候我，讓我一天吃三餐，然後我只要睡覺就好了」
「汪」
報長的話：太沒品了…
Garfield 2007/11/17
1. Garfield (YOU POOR DOG. HOW CAN YOU STAND BEING CHAINED UP ALL DAY?)
2. Cão (PEOPLE WAIT ON ME HAND AND FOOT, I GET THREE BIG MEALS A DAY, AND ALL I DO IS SLEEP)
3. Garfield (WOOF)
原始資料來源：www.garfield.com