Garfield 20151011 電視問卷

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「…你有養貓嗎?」
「沒錯」
「…他是不是對你從來沒有半點尊重?他是不是把你當作他個人的奴隸?」
「沒錯…沒錯…」
「…他是不是把你當作理所當然?他是不是騎在你的頭上?他是不是把你視作灰塵?」
「沒錯!沒錯!沒錯!」
「…然後,你愛你的貓嗎?」 「沒錯!」
「去幫我做個三明治來」
報長的話:馬上就去!



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TV: …do you own a cat?
Jon: Yes

TV: …does it have zero respect for you? Does it consider you its personal slave?
Jon: Yes…yes…

TV: …does it take you for granted? Does it walk all over you? Does it treat you like dirt?
Jon: Yes! Yes! Yes!

TV: …and do you love your cat?

Jon: YES!
Garfield: Go make me a sandwich

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