| 「拜託…拜託…」 | 「我跟麗莎的約會要遲到了！」 | *叭！叭！叭！ |
| 「謝謝你開得這麼慢，你這隻有口臭沒大腦的白癡猩猩！你…」 | 「…噢」 | 「你說這是最新的流行趨勢？」 「這叫做『體態優美的猩猩』」 |
| 報長的話： 自找的…
原始資料來源：www.garfield.com |
| Jon: Come on… Come on… | Jon: I’ll be late for my date with Liz! | (Honk! Honk! Honk!) |
| Jon: Thanks for driving so slow. You mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging, pea-brained idiot! You… | Jon: …Ooo | Liz: You say this is the latest fashion trend? Garfield: It’s called “knuckle-dragger chic” |