*小心惡犬
「你又不是狗」
「我是啊！我會汪汪叫」
*小心惡犬
「你又不是狗」
「好啦！狗狗休假，我是臨時的」
*小心惡犬
「你是蛇ㄟ」
「大少爺！我有三十五個家人要撫養你知道嗎！」
報長的話：太辛苦了！
Garfield 2007/11/12
1. Sign [BEWARE OF THE DOG]
1. Garfield (YOU’RE NOT A DOG)
1. Snake (YES, I AM. LIKE BOW WOW)
2. Sign [BEWARE OF THE DOG]
2. Garfield (YOU’RE NOT A DOG)
2. Snake (OKAY! SO THE DOG TOOK A PERSONAL DAY. I’M A TEMP)
3. Sign [BEWARE OF THE DOG]
3. Garfield (YOU’RE A SNAKE)
3. Snake (DUDE! I HAVE A WIFE AND 35 KIDS TO SUPPORT!)
原始資料來源：www.garfield.com