「我怎麼會知道芭蕾舞那麼悶？！」
「而且，多一點觀眾的參與有錯嗎？！」
「只有老姜才會帶著鴨笛去看『天鵝湖』」
「現場人員真是笨蛋！」
報長的話：幹得好！
Garfield 2007/09/20
1. Jon: HOW WAS I TO KNOW THE BALLET WAS SO STUFFY?!
2. Jon: AND WHAT’S WRONG WITH A LITTLE AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION ANYWAY?!
3. Garfield: (ONLY JON WOULD TAKE A DUCK CALL TO “SWAN LAKE”)
3. Jon: STUPID USHER!
原始資料來源：www.garfield.com