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「啊!!!!!!」 | 「我不敢相信!」 | 「我花了一整個早上,寫了一首熱情如火又溫柔似水的情詩給麗莎...」 |
「然後我的笨電腦就給我當機了!!」 | 「其實你沒當機對吧?」 「即使網際網路也是有品味的」 |
報長的話:為什麼我覺得麗莎還是會喜歡老姜寫的...
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Jon: AAAAAGGHHH! | Jon: I DON'T BELIEVE IT! | Jon: I SPENT ALL MORNING COMPOSING A PASSIONATE TENDER LOVE SONNET TO LIZ... |
Jon: -AND THEN MY STUPID COMPUTER CRASHED!! |
Garfield: (YOU DIDN'T CRASH, DID YOU)
Computador: (EVEN THE INTERNET HAS IT'S STANDARDS) |
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「啊!有一隻貓!」 | 「給我好好記住了喔!」 | 「啊!有一盞燈!」 「唉」 |
報長的話:菜鳥吧...
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Mouse: (EEK! A CAT!) | Garfield: (AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!) | Mouse: (EEK! A LAMP!)
Garfield: (SIGH) |
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*我愛老鼠 | *我愛老鼠 | *我愛老鼠 「你幹嘛穿那種東西?」 「我會冷啊」 |
報長的話:誰織的啊?!
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Jon: WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT?
Garfield: (I WAS COLD) |
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「咿-哈!」 | 「為什麼我們家沒有那種電動野牛?」 |
報長的話:誰家會有啊?!
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Mouse: (YEE-HA!) | Garfield: (HOW COME WE DON'T HAVE A MECHANICAL BULL?) |
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「等我退休了,我想在這上面蓋一間屋子」 | 「加菲貓...」 「不要看我,我是建議他到海灘去蓋的」 |
報長的話:蓋在老姜頭上是有哪裡好了啊?
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Mouse: (WHEN I RETIRE, I'D LIKE TO BUILD A LITTLE CABIN UP HERE) | Jon: GARFIELD...
Garfield: (DON'T LOOK AT ME. I SUGGESTED THE BEACH) |
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「有火車來了!」 |
報長的話:聽不出來...
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Garfield: (THERE'S A TRAIN COMING!) |
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「當一隻貓的感覺是甚麼?」 | 「我也不知道...」 | 「我清醒的時間不夠長到讓我感覺這件事」 |
報長的話:所以感覺就是...很睏...
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Rato: (SO, WHAT'S IT LIKE BEING A CAT?) | Garfield: (I WOULDN'T KNOW...) | Garfield: (I'VE NEVER BEEN AWAKE LONG ENOUGH TO FIND OUT) |