Garfield 20160410 跳蚤房仲

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「就在這邊…」
「現在,我要接著對你們展示一間四隻腳兩隻耳朵的公寓。這對跳蚤來說,是很棒的第一個家。」 「這地板好棒」
「沒錯,這都是由房屋擁有者組織在維護…這裡就是公寓房間了。
「噢,好復古喔」
「我們把這稱之為『中世紀摩登貓』,雖然比較老舊,但仍然風格出眾」
「屋主為什麼要賣這間公寓?」
「他們是一對虱子夫妻,現在退休打算搬去佛羅里達州的灰狗巴士」
「親愛的,我喜歡這個地方…我們應該買下來!」
「好啊!」
「太棒了!」
「我們先回我的辦公室,讓我們寫一份申請書!」
「我居然有房屋擁有者協會?」
報長的話:這也可以出售?!!!



Flea: Right this way…

Flea: Now, next I’ll be showing you a four-leg, two-ear condo. It’s a perfect flea starter home.

Flea: The grounds are lovely.
Flea: Yes, they’re all maintained by the Homeowner’s Association…and here’s the unit.

Flea: Ooh, how retro.
Flea: We call this “mid-century-modern cat.” Older, but still quite stylish.

Flea: Why are the owners selling?
Flea: They’re a couple of ticks who are retiring and moving to a greyhound in Florida.

Flea: Honey, I love this place…we should buy it!
Flea: Okay!
Flea: Fantastic!

Flea: Let’s go back to my office, and we’ll write up an offer!
Garfield: I have a Homeowner’s Association?

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