「你好!」
「我是你昨天晚上吃的漢堡裡面,那片又大又肥的洋蔥…」
「然後我現在要做個顧客滿意度調查,請問你對我的服務感到滿意嗎?」
「你害我嘴巴的氣味很難聞」
「未來,你會考慮把我當朋友嗎?」
「也許是當敵人吧…」
「那你還會考慮再吃我一次嗎?」
「會嗎?」
「哇哇哇哇」
「開個窗吧」
報長的話:老姜看見了嗎?
Garfield 2008/02/17
1. Onion: (GREETINGS!)
2. Onion: (I’M THE BIG FAT ONION SLICE YOU ATE ON YOUR HAMBURGER LAST NIGHT…)
3. Onion: (-AND I’M CONDUCTING A CUSTOMER OPINION SURVEY. WOULD YOU SAY MY SERVICE WAS SATISFACTORY?)
3. Garfield: (YOU GAVE ME GAS)
4. Onion: (IN THE FUTURE, WOULD YOU RECOMMEND ME TO A FRIEND?)
4. Garfield: (TO AN ENEMY, MAYBE…)
5. Onion: (AND WOULD YOU EVER CHOOSE TO EAT ME AGAIN?)
6. Onion: (WELL?)
7. Jon: WHOOOOOO
7. Garfield: (OPEN A WINDOW)
原始資料來源:www.Garfield.com